.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
