My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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