david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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