I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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