i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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