Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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