my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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