At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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