So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
