i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Damn victory sex feels great
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
