so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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