Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Dick very happy bro
He did a backflip because drugs
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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