In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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