But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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