How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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