what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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