best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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