they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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