So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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