Is it because I queefed?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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