i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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