She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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