yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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