I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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