i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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