chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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