her vagine was all disorganized.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
