We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
