Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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