WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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