PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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