i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we're making bets on your personal life
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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