the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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