You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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