i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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