We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
operation harelip BJ is a go
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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