He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
love makes seman taste better
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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