Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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