she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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