I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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