Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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