Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
