Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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