I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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