what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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