Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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