he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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