I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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