i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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