they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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