I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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