I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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