Midget sex pt 2 tonight
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
